did-you-kno:

Source

• tumblr famous: fuck stop sending me messages
• me: omfg 1 message someone actually wants to talk to me

• most teens: sweet! it's the weekend, i can finally hang out with my friends
• me: today seems like a great day to do some arts and crafts

renklerinsavasi:

(By Stanley Zimny)

• When walking down the hallway at school:
• Me: Get the fuck out of my way
• Me: Couples..
• Me: I REALLY APPRECIATE being elbowed in the side thank you for that
• Me: Oh yes, hug your friend in front of my locker I'll just stand here and pretend i have better things to do with my life
• Me: What are you looking at? Do not make eye contact with me
• Me: This book better not drop and if it does I am not picking it up because effort
• Me: Step on the back of my shoe again and I will end you